Hello and welcome to the first of many (sorry) blog posts from the keyboards of two idiots! We’re delighted that you’ve decided to join us here and support us on our self-publishing adventure. Thank you from our hearty bottoms. By the way, Mary’s the short idiot, Tim’s the tall one. Unless he’s in his wheelchair, which is the only time Mary can see over his head and point out his bald spot.
After twelve years of writing comedy, we realised we’d built up a vast archive of material, much of which hadn’t made its way through the edit process. The frustration of writing a brilliantly funny joke (we think) only to discover it’s lying on the cutting room floor used to make us sob into our hankies. Now we’re jubilant as we know we can pop it into one of our books and help it gain the giggles it deserves. Jokes need to fulfil their comedic purpose or they come back as poltergeists. True fact.
We’re planning two more books in the ‘Two Idiots’ series. Book two should be available in 2026, we’ll keep you (blog) posted.
We love to share laughter, it’s a form of positive energy that propels us through life’s challenges. If we can make you smile, we’re happy. That’s what makes us smile.
So, if you ever wanted to discover the startling ‘truth’ about Boris Johnson’s parentage, ‘Two Idiots and a Genius’ is the book to buy! This and many other satirical insights into the political nitty gritty are between those sheets.